Devious Journal Entry

° B R I T I S H °

[x] You drink a lot of tea.

[ ] You know what a brolly is. 

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. 

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 

[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.

[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. 

[x] Its football...not soccer. 

[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color' is 'Colour', and 'Center' is 'Centre.' 

Total: 5

° A U S T R A L I A N °

[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 

[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.

[x] You love a backyard barbie. 

[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.

[ ] You love the beach. 

[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.

[ ] You're a sports fanatic.

[ ] You are tanned. 

[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

[ ] You have an australian something

Total: 2

° I T A L I A N °

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. 

[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. 

[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.

[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. 

[x] You know Italian songs. 

[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.

[x] You speak some italian. 

[x] You are under 5'10''

[x] You know what a italian horn is. 

[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! 

[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 8

° S P A N I S H °

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.

[ ] You speak spanish or some.

[ ] You like tacos. 

[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 

[ ] You are dark skinned.

[x] You know what a Puta is.

[x] You talk fast occasionally. 

[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

° R U S S I A N °

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.

[ ] You get short tempered.

[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.

[x] You get cold easily.

[ ] Rain is fun for you. 

[ ] You get into contests all the time.

[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

° I R I S H °

[ ] You think beer is the best. 

[ ] You have a bad temper.

[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 

[ ] You have blue or green eyes.

[x] You like the color green.

[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.

[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.

[x] You have hair.

[ ] You have/had freckles.

[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

° A F R I C A N  A M E R I C A N °

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually 

[ ] You have nappy hair. 

[ ] You like rap. 

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. 

[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 

[x] You like chicken. 

[x] You like watermelon.  

[x] You can dance.

[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. 

Total: 4

° A S I A N °

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.

[x] You like rice a lot.

[ ] You are good at math.

[x] You have played the piano.

[ ] You have family from asia. 

[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 

[ ] Most people think you're chinese.

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.

[ ] You go to Baulko. 

Total: 3

° G E R M A N ° 

[x] You like bread. 

[x] You think German Chocolate is good. 

[ ] You Speak some German. 

[x] You know what Schnitzel is.

[x] You went to Pre-school.

[ ] You're over 5'2.

Total: 3

° C A N A D I A N °

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.

[ ] You love beer. (actually it's gross)

[x] You say "eh".

[x] You know what poutine is. 

[x] You speak some french. 

[x] You love Tim Horton's. 

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.

[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. 

Total: 4

° A M E R I C A N °

[ ] You hate foreigners.

[ ] You hate non-Christians. 

[ ] You're lazy. 

[ ] You have had an abortion.

[ ] But love the penalty.

[ ] You don't read. 

[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.

[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 0

° B E L G I A N °

[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. (used to)

[x] you like French fries.

[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules. 

[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.

[ ] you speak both Dutch and French

[x] you like Belgian waffles.

[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.

[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. 

[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.

[x] you have a lot of comments on your government. 

Total:  4

° D U T C H °

[ ] you like the color orange.

[ ] you are a football enthusiast.

[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. 

[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops' 

[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.

[x] you have a cheerful nature.

[ ] you like the sea.

[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.

[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania. 

Total: 3

° N O R W E G I A N ° 

[x] You like/hate the rain. 

[ ] You love trolls.

[ ] You know what lutefisk is.

[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.

[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. 

[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.

[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.

[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.

Total: 1

° F R E N C H °

[ ] You like French toast.

[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French. 

[x] You have eaten a snail.

[x] You like fashion.

[x] You know how to cook.

[x] You have been to France.

[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

[x] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people 

Total: 6

SO
I am Italian first, then second is French then British...not to bad